I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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