Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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