So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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