Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
