Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Randomize
