12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
