Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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