Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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