Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
