please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Too much gin, very little bucket
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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