Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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