"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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