Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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