I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
