Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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