You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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