on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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