omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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