Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
its not stalking. its research.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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