so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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