at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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