Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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