from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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