What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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