Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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