Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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