ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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