Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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