So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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