In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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