I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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