I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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