Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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