$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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