margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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