question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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