put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
