and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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