super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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