BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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