U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
