I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
home. puking in laundry basket.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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