When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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