We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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