youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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