But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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