office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
