Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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