He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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