Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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