Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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